Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning, he would take his 7-year old daughter out for a drive for some bonding time. One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their daughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her father. Well," the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mommy?" "Oh yes, Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!"
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response . . . "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Go ahead and put "Boho Backgrounds" on your wish list. Better yet, move it to the TOP of the list. This is an awesome stamp set, and NO ONE should be without it! I'm going to a Demonstrator meeting and needed a name tag, and this is what I came up with. SU products used to make this tag include several punches . . . Scallop, 1-1/4" circle, Boho Blossoms, 1/2" circle, Corner Rounder, and 1/4" circle. Other products used include Rough Edges Alphabet, Sage Shadow, Chocolate Chip, and Very Vanilla card stock, Chocolate Chip and VersaMark ink, Vanilla embossing powder, and Kraft Taffeta ribbon.